maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via helloimcookieandilikewarmhugs)

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really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad

(Source: slimeeeman, via patheticbae)

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musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

(via notgr0wnup)

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rociobrinkerhoffart:

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

This would be the scariest movie ever.

(via tiredandshort)

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

(via iwillneverstoptalking)

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zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

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princessspells:

feelthespookyglory:

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people

you guys must be fun at parties

you aren’t invited to this party

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niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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